Special Report - Why the Mixed Naked Football League didn't work.

Center Marion Snyder of Tannenbaum, Utah demonstrates what happened when quarterback Charles Peters stepped up too close for the snap.

Here End Yvonne Garrett of Trophy Club, Kentucky shows what happened when the offensive Tight End pushed her into Outside Linebacker Sylvester Jones who was right behind her.  She doesn't look happy about it.

Most of the problems occurred because of the natural reaction the male quarterbacks had toward their female centers.  Here veteran center Paulette Ortiz of Savona, New Jersey was unceremoniously impaled by quarterback Lester Perkins.  Paulette tells us that if the league hadn't folded, she would have quit.  Lester wanted it to last forever.

Same ol' same ol'.   Gladys Clark of Spies, South Dakota demonstrates what occurred when quarterback Mike Henry was backing her up.  Henry was so distracted that he fumbled and didn't care.

Here's one with a happy ending.  Center Joan Banks of Erickson, New Jersey and Quarterback Bernard Mccormick demonstrate what can happen when... well, we've seen it before.  In this case Banks was so impressed by McCormick's drive and enthusiasm that they were married this past February.  Congrats, Joan and Bernard.